Stephanie. 20. Florida.
Likes: Deadpool, Bacon, Pizza, Legolas, Metal, Taco Bell, JonTron, The Avengers, Hannibal, The Detroit Lions, Video Games, AHS, Rapidash, Eeveelutions, Game Grumps, Rooster Teeth.
rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you
elegantpaws:

Particularly when they serve absolutely no purpose to your personal development.
*having sex*

pearljammin:

you: are u ready babe should i put it in
me: *arin hanson voice* do it

(via officialsexbang)